The Disappearance Of Justin Bieber

Last week I entrusted my friends with the task of collecting my Justin Bieber tickets. Since that fateful day I haven't laid eyes on them. Question after question went unanswered: "We don't know where they are Troy" - "No sorry, no idea what your on about" Then, then the pictures began....

Having photographic evidence proving the fact they actually have the tickets a warning was put out: "I want them by Monday or else" They obviously didn't pay attention as I was then sent a collection of photo's documenting his fun filled day out in London....

Spike Jonze - Here I Am

So Sundance once again flung open it’s cinematographic loving gates of hipster appreciation and amongst its torrent of films shot at the golden hour rose a short film which would have people running home to hug their laptops and computers. Spike Jones’s I’m Here is a little half hour video depicting two downtown LA Living robots and their love for one another. I say love for one another however watching it one cant help but to think the scales of romance weigh significantly more on one side…

Shoulda Put A Wing On It

So after becoming a household name last year Jeremy Scott's back with another finger licking portion of wings for us. Riding high off the X ADIDIAS collab, Mr Asterix this time introduces us to the Jeremy Scott X Swatch Watch collection. These three little beasts come in the form on a lightning bolt, a regal looking framed watch and of course a white winged beast. #SnapsFingers and they are S I C K . I say they, I really mean the one with the wings, the others, well the others not so much. They look like they belong in a Harry Potter merch shop. I AINT HATIN THO. JsFan4Lyfe

Jessie Ware - Valentine

Some photographer looking guy just whipped out his camera and took a picture of me. I'm in my room and he's on the bus. Maybe he's that someone who loves me today. Maybe.....

Just one of the many befits of living on the ground floor.

After first bursting on the scene with STRKT on the KILLER tune Nervous; Jessie Ware is back this time bringing a sweeter and more cuddle friendly offering of vocal brilliance. Sounding like your childhood wrapped in a coat of candy floss ‘Valentine’ see’s two of the most exciting new vocal talents team up to produce a single of all round cuteness!! Everytime it play's I retreat into this dream like world where unicorns roam the streets and fairies bring me cupcakes (yeah it's that sweet)

Young Turks released the video for the Jessie Ware & Sampha duet “Valentine” earlier this morning and I swear if I had a man to play it to i'd be making him sing to me in the same tranquil way Sampha does. The simplisitc monochrome visuals of the video add to the simplistic essence of the song and if released earlier no doubt would of helped shoot the track to the number one spot. It's been a while since there's been a song that encapsulates the feel of a holiday/event and Valentine does this in just over two minutes. This track is more than enough to blow all your worries away and is available to buy on the 7th of next month. What's more, it's on heart shaped 7". AWWH!

Now excuse me, I have a bus to go chase...

Bite Is BULL

Oh my, that shit made me wanna cry. Advertised as the best thing going down on a Monday night my hopes we’re high and there was a spring in my step. Rolling up in the place however I realised that actually, the only thing “going down” would be the toilet attendants on my pissed up girlfriend.

Just Touched Down In London Town

I say just touched down, what I really mean is I touched down about 6 months ago. Been meaning to start this blog for about a year now but never really got round to it. Hey ho, we're here now. Procrastination is a key skill of mine (granted not a very productive skill but a skill nevertheless) Anyway:

Whats Gone Down

ALOT

Moved here in September and got the chance to work at LFW which was sick! It's alright you can be

I was a dresser for Osman's Yousefzada's show. He made a lot of people cry, so naturally I took a liking to him. My model was a pretty lil thing

So much has gone down I don't know where to start

SAW KELIS LIVE

She looked a-may-zing. Then I got thinking about her life and how crazy it is. Gurl was with NAS! That's some high flying power couple there. Now she's playing to a couple thousand people at the HMV Forum. Still, she's doing her thing and slaying <3

WON TICKETS FOR RONSON GIG

Ronson looked like an old man! Not nice. His hair was all floppy, his suit was abit small, he fell over on stage #Fail MDNR THOUGH<3 Remember the name. She's like the love child of Santogold and Lykke Li. SO Sick : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89VHhFyHBPk <--- T U N E

Halloween in LDN was grade. Went to End Of The World. It was put on by the same people who do The Underground Rebel Bingo and if you don't know about the URBC you clearly live in a bat cave. Rolled up in the venue and it was nice to see the effort people had gone into. So many killer outfits. The night itself was okay. It NEEDED a host/someone to hype it up. Still good tho. Some pics to feast your eyes on:

I WAS AN EXTRA IN THE INBETWEENRS FILM....
(shook their little hands)

I really cant be arsed to go on about/brag) about anything else i've done so i'll leave with the most productive thing i've done so far. Modelling for Cassette Playa. Carri Mundane is anything but Mundane. She looks like Tinkerbell after she's been subjected to an electro rave. Her studio was little and crazy and the shoot itself was just weird. I could go on but hunger calls.

My Mundane day with Mundane:

So that was my first post. I know it sounds like a brag but I had to put alla that out there to go forward :] Dont know which direction this is gonna go in so we'll just see what comes of it...

and before all the haters start gassing, I admit i'm no writer. I aint tryna write seven best selling books so fall back.....