The Awkward Moment Nicki Minaj & Ke$ha Jump On Your Track And Silence Your Ass

I never got this whole need for a gay person to have a female artist to look up to/admire/want to be like so I was never on this hypeness of "My fav is better than you fav" Saying this however after hearing Britney Spears' remix to her new tune 'Till The World Ends' I am 100% sure that all of Nicki's and Ke$ha's fans are celebrating h a r d whilst Britney's are just digging a hole to go lie in.

Not only does Nicki Minaj STEAL the whole song, 'Till The World Ends' sounds like Ke$ha wrote it in her sleep! It has Ke-DollarSign-ha oozing from ever lyric and she belts it out like tomorrow aint never gonna come again. Britney on the other hand, well if she wasn't even on the track I doubt she would be missed.

I gotta commend Britney though, 3 years ago she was at rock bottom shaving her head, taking crack and flashing her fanny to the world but now she’s back on form and slowly climbing the charts. Talking of shaving heads, I always thought it was funny how Britney got all that fuss for shaving hers when Beyonce was bald YEARS before that.

The Track:

Midnight Moan

Went to close my curtains and for the second time today some little pickney shouted TEEEMMPPPZ at me. Three things that annoy me about this, 1 Why isn’t he in bed 2 Why is he outside my house and 3 Doesn’t he know about The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air? It’s clear I swagger jacked his royal highness’ high top. Jeeze, kids today just don’t know about the 90’s....

GIRLS (Who Aint Runnin Nothing But A Higher Weave Bill)

you know every chick gonna be getting some caramel lookin weave now the pictures of the video leaked...

Bejesus is back!! Or so she believes....

Beyonce hasn't been around for a while now, fair enough she dropped 'Why Don't You Love Me' (which was probably just because her and J had an argument) but apart from that and the Premier Workout thing she did for Michelle Obama, musically she hasn't been in the forefront for some time now. Due to this I expected her to comeback with some K I L L E R of a track not this sampled, repetitive made for the club mess. I mean girl cant even think of her own beats no more!

Saying this though Beyonce still reigns as Queen. She knows this, everyone knows this and even though RiRi & GaGa have been slaying the past two years, they know this too. Girls is just B's way of saying "Listen up bitches I'm still around so don't be getting too comfortable" but comfortable is just whats shes become. It's been time since we heard new material, I wanted more, the fans wanted more, it was a lazy production and it left me hungry.

I'm not totally hating though, the tracks 'alright'. I've played it numerous times and no doubt when it comes on in the club I'll be droppin it like it's hot. It's just I expected more that's all. I'm damm disappointed and I expected more.

Beyonce - Girls Who Run The World

If the video doesn't slay....

I'll still love her..

X O X O

P.S Lil Jon with his dutty ole dreadlocks needs to retire. I cant believe he's made a career out of shouting YEAAAHHH & J-LO, I beg someone tells her to put down the mic, pick up her sombrero and trot off back to the block. She's irrelevant now.

The Weeknd

I'd love to say these will be on my summer playlist but the fact I rinse the album at least three times a day means that by time summer actually comes round i'll probably hate it.

For now though; this overtly sexualized, dreamy drug fueled mixtape will accompany me wherever I go <3


^^ - MY FAV


'Baby if yooouuu knew' the feeling I would give to you

baby making music.

Larry Clark's KIDS

I wish Larry Clark and Bruce LaBruce were my dad's. Yes I said dad's. It’s 2011. Mums are overrated and anyway I’d be too busy becoming some sort of porn muse to even realise I didn’t have one.

I recently watched Otto which is hilariously amazing and straight after I had to watch Kids. KIDS is about a bunch of underage kids living in New York City whos day to day routines involve smoking weed like chimneys, drinking enough malt liquor to make N.W.A. look straight edge and having more unprotected sex than R.Kelly at tumble town. The fact it deals with an array of taboo subjects in such an unapologetic way makes Kids one of my fav films of all time.

Huge chunks of the movie are completely devoid of plot and simply revolve around watching kids get high and rant about all their sexual escapades. Clearly this isnt representative of all teens but it does shed a light onto some of them. KIDS shows that children today arnt as young as they used to be, they’re growing up in a world with more possibilities and distractions than ever before and a whole new level of experimentation is open to them.

The film follows two best friends Telly and Casper and upon meeting Telly one the first things that comes into mind is just how amazing it would feel to smack the little shit in his face. The casting team were clearly on some hallucinogenic drug when he came to audition as he’s supposed to play a stud, the kind of person your mother warned you about however looking at him its hard to believe any of this. He’s as skinny as a celery stick and holds a striking resemblance to Superbads Mclovin.

Casper <3 Casper on the other hand is a beauty. He does some questionable things like ogling his best friends mum and beating someone half to death with a skateboard but this only adds to the attraction.

I recently heard that he died? :[ This is upsetting.
I guess thinking about him when I’m alone in my room will become that little bit more seedier now.

What i'm saying is to all who haven't already, I suggest you go watch it. It amaze.
I wish my life was more like a Larry Clark film. Well, minus the aids, murder and sexual abuse. Oh and mum, if your reading this I luv ya really....

Dazed Shoot

So guess who had a photoshoot with Dazed & Confused on Wednesday. I’ll give you a clue, it was me. After entering a street style competition, being whittled down to the final four and exchanging about 50 emails I was sent to hackney to pose my little anus away. Cant help but to think all my viewing hours of ANTM helped; I had Tyra banks in my ears telling me to watch my lines, smize and remember my face.

Best thing about it was being called a hipster cunt by a guy on a push bike who was wearing a flat cap and a pair of chinos. Actually wait, no the best thing about it was the free sandwiches, yeah or the little Chinese duo splashing Chanel make up all over my face. It was a sick day and the weather was fresher than a motherfucker. I also got to keep everything that I was wearing so the fact I missed my uni presentation for it doesn’t really faze me…

big green coat

I shall wear this and pretend I am a peppermint cream.

Mid May. Dazed&Confused. Haters stand up.

Your Such A Slut I Bet Your Favorite Starters Whoreder's

Your suppose to have a parallel twin living on another planet right? Well, I think mine jumped through some kind of black hole and started a blog called Slutever. Slutever - the name kinda gives it away right? It aint pretty flowers or a flow of cutesy pictures it’s an online documentation of sexual endeavours. Posts about all the losers, prostitutes and drug addicts who she shares her south London squat with, post about sexual failures, who she’s been masturbating to and posts about which obsession she’s been obsessing over this week. As i’ve had nothing to do this week but watch zombie porn and write an essay i’ve pretty much read all there is to read and thought I’d share the goods with yall…

“When I was nineteen I went home with a guy I met on a night bus (if that’s not the most romantic start to a story you’ve ever heard, then I don’t know what is). After being drunkenly led off the bus by my arm, the guy took me back to his apartment where we started fucking on his couch (and by “fucking” I mean I was lying there with my eyes half open as he had sex on top of me). After a few minutes he pulled out, letting out a horrifying scream. I looked down to find I was covered in blood. I immediately assumed I had gotten my period, but after a closer look I realized it was him that was bleeding, not me. His foreskin had ripped during sex, causing him to ejaculate a stream of blood both inside and on top of me. I spent the next half hour gagging naked over his aquatic themed toilet.”

He-leer-ree-ous. You have to applaud someone of such honesty. I mean sex is a very personal thing, whether your banging 1, 2 or 5 people, at that moment your giving you all to them and sharing this with the internet is a brave thing to do. People are inevitably gonna judge the fcuk out of you so either you set your “I don’t give a fcuk” barrier high or you shut up and censor up. It’s clear to see what option Mrs Ever chose. Anyway i'm hungry and I’m sure someone promised me dinner so check out slutever.org or readplatform.com/slutever and if you ever lay eyes on her, tell her I want little Jarvis Cockers phone number too…