Doctor, Doctor I Think I'm Coming Down With Something...

So I’ve been thinking a lot these past few weeks and I think I’m strong enough to tell you all a secret which I’ve been keeping quiet for a while now. Its time to be honest with the people around me and more importantly it’s time to be honest with myself. I just cant keep this locked away any longer so here goes..

I.. I have.... I have a mild case of Bieber Fever.

PHEW

Glad I got that off my chest.

Now I know this may come as a surprise to most of you but it’s a part of me now and if you cant accept this then it's at your loss. Anyway, earlier this month I raided the piggy bank and went to see my boy JB in concert.

Best Night Ever

he's always pulling pranks like this

after the show I donned a pair of hot pants and proceeded to track him down

me n ma babeh beibz 4 lyfe I.D.S.T

Tea Bagging With Bieber

Ever get so lonely you wish you had someone perched on the side of your morning cuppa? No? Yeah me neither. If you do however you should probably get a life and maybe purchase some of these....

F U N! Cups of tea can be pretty shit at times but with one of these inside it BOOM instant level up. These 'Pret-a-portea' tea bags come in 5 different characters; Versace, Gaultier, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell and my fav Karl Lagerfeld. Kinda ironic as yano, he probably doesn't eat solids.

Due to the fact they're pricey as fcuk and the due to fact i'm a stingy bastard, my good friend Joseph took it upon himself to make me my very own personalized bag. Obviously it had to take the shape of my boy Bieber, not that he needs an excuse to drop me a teabag or two.

Guess I should probably think of it as fun and novelty, problem is I much prefer to pretend i'm drinking his bath water

The Disappearance Of Justin Bieber

Last week I entrusted my friends with the task of collecting my Justin Bieber tickets. Since that fateful day I haven't laid eyes on them. Question after question went unanswered: "We don't know where they are Troy" - "No sorry, no idea what your on about" Then, then the pictures began....

Having photographic evidence proving the fact they actually have the tickets a warning was put out: "I want them by Monday or else" They obviously didn't pay attention as I was then sent a collection of photo's documenting his fun filled day out in London....